Hand full of nuts (1 cup)
A handful of unsalted almonds. They taste bad but they're good for you.
Protein Shake (12oz)
The staple of Scobelli's diet!
Apple or some shit (One piece)
Some kinda fruit...idk
Cheeze Curdz™ (One platter)
Imported over the Freat Lakes all the way from Wisconsin, this fine delicacy is guarenteed to make you drool.
Glassschlager™(One Shot)
an all American cinnamon schnapps (43.5% alcohol by volume or 87 proof; originally it was 99.1% alcohol or 198 proof but people died), a liqueur with very thin, yet visible flakes of glass floating in it.
Vodka Redbull (8oz)
Scobelli's favorite drink, on tap!
Beer (A can or bottle)
Some kinda beer. Probably domestic.
Scobelli's Stake™ (1 Stake™)
You haven't had a steak until you've had a Stake™.
Freedom Berger™ (One burger)
McDonald's has the Big Mac, Burger King has the Whopper, Scobelli's has the Freedom Berger™. Don't want cheese or bacon? Too bad.
Veggie Berger™(One burger)
Our Veggie Bergers™ feature 100% Angus beef. If you're a vegetarian, this is not for you.
Special! (idk)
Jeremy, our head chef, is amazing. He can make whatever you want.
NEW! Seizure Salad™ (One salad)
Due to popular demand, we're now serving our one of a kind Seizure Salad™!