• Scobelli's
  • Restaurant
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  • Menu
    • Fine Dining
    • DA KIDZ MENU
    • Other things like dessert
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  • Restaurant
  • Menu
    • Fine Dining
    • DA KIDZ MENU
    • Other things like dessert
  • Reservation
  • Contact
    • Questions?
    • Write a Review
    • Write a Review

Menu

Starter Food

Hand full of nuts (1 cup)

A handful of unsalted almonds. They taste bad but they're good for you.

About $3.50

Protein Shake (12oz)

The staple of Scobelli's diet!

About $3.50

Apple or some shit (One piece)

Some kinda fruit...idk

About $3.50

Cheeze Curdz™ (One platter)

Imported over the Freat Lakes all the way from Wisconsin, this fine delicacy is guarenteed to make you drool.

About $3.50

Drinkz

Glassschlager™(One Shot)

an all American cinnamon schnapps (43.5% alcohol by volume or 87 proof; originally it was 99.1% alcohol or 198 proof but people died), a liqueur with very thin, yet visible flakes of glass floating in it.

About $3.50

Vodka Redbull (8oz)

Scobelli's favorite drink, on tap!

About $3.50

Beer (A can or bottle)

Some kinda beer. Probably domestic.

About $3.50

Main Courses

Scobelli's Stake™ (1 Stake™)

You haven't had a steak until you've had a Stake™.

About $3.50 (per oz)

Freedom Berger™ (One burger)

McDonald's has the Big Mac, Burger King has the Whopper, Scobelli's has the Freedom Berger™. Don't want cheese or bacon? Too bad.

About $3.50

Veggie Berger™(One burger)

Our Veggie Bergers™ feature 100% Angus beef. If you're a vegetarian, this is not for you.

About $3.50

Special! (idk)

Jeremy, our head chef, is amazing. He can make whatever you want.

About $3.50

Salad

NEW! Seizure Salad™ (One salad)

Due to popular demand, we're now serving our one of a kind Seizure Salad™!

About $3.50