Menu
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Starter Food
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Handful of nuts (1 cup)
A handful of unsalted almonds. They taste bad but they're good for you.
About $3.50 -
Protein Shake (12oz)
The staple of Scobelli's diet!
About $3.50 -
Apple or some shit (One piece)
Some kinda fruit...idk
About $3.50 -
Cheeze Curdz™ (One platter)
Imported over the Great Lakes all the way from Wisconsin, this fine delicacy is guaranteed to make you drool.
About $3.50
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Drinkz
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Glassschlager™(One Shot)
an all American cinnamon schnapps (43.5% alcohol by volume or 87 proof; originally it was 99.1% alcohol or 198 proof but people died), a liqueur with very thin, yet visible flakes of glass floating in it.
About $3.50 -
Vodka Redbull (8oz)
Scobelli's favorite drink, on tap!
About $3.50 -
Beer (A can or bottle)
Some kinda beer. Probably domestic.
About $3.50
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Main Courses
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Scobelli's Stake™ (1 Stake™)
You haven't had a steak until you've had a Stake™.
About $3.50 (per oz) -
Freedom Berger™ (One burger)
McDonald's has the Big Mac, Burger King has the Whopper, Scobelli's has the Freedom Berger™. Don't want cheese or bacon? Too bad.
About $3.50 -
Veggie Berger™(One burger)
Our Veggie Bergers™ feature 100% Angus beef. If you're a vegetarian, this is not for you.
About $3.50 -
Special! (idk)
Jeremy, our head chef, is amazing. He can make whatever you want.
About $3.50
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Salad
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NEW! Seizure Salad™ (One salad)
Due to popular demand, we're now serving our one of a kind Seizure Salad™!
About $3.50